to all my friends, no more drunk faxing, this is the year i grow up.
hi its me, an adult, i still havent done my taxes
avoid avoid avoid avoid
if u avoid responsibilities its almost like u dont have them!
I don’t know why I keep putting it off because it takes like no time to get them done yet I always end up doing them last minute
(via mygermanshepherd)
basically every straight man mistakes “sexism is a thing.” for “is sexism a thing?” and tries to debate it.
we aren’t asking you, fuckasses. we’re telling you.
Even anthropomorphic fish know that brains are beautiful.
Lady fish smoking a cigarette in a holder requests that you not bait her, but to start usin’ your thinker. #GoodAdvice
(via recovering-academic)
@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO
1) it’s unsure what it was
2) it flew
3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands forNEW FAVORITE POST
#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things
(via recovering-academic)
Grad school hacks #012
Shouting “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” and angrily shaking your fist at the sky doesn’t actually help.
(via femscinerd)
qoa:
Tina, Beyoncé, and Blue at the 2017 Grammys
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This happened.
The international space station willing to make sacrifices none else would. That is some Star Trek level of tolerance.
Either that or they plan to push him out an airlock when no ones looking…
Still counts.
(via cognitivedissonance)
SNL telling Donald Trump exactly what the entire world is thinking.
(via cognitivedissonance)
Trump is so bad that SATANISTS are protesting him. Devil worshipers are trying to protect us from this man lmao this real life
Lmaooo yo this seemed so unreal
(via existentialism)